Kiss is calling it quits.
Again.
Hey — some people don’t get it right the first time.
So, these masked men of rock ‘n’ roll mayhem have hit the road with their second farewell trek, dubbed the End of the Road World Tour.
It’s a mammoth road show that has already stretched more than four years (minus the COVID shutdown, of course) and looks to finish up in December. Well, at least until the band adds more dates or announces a third farewell tour.
KISS band members Gene Simmons, second from left, and Paul Stanley, second from right, pose with presenter Dave Grohl, far left, and ASCAP President Paul Williams after receiving the Founders Award at the 32nd Annual ASCAP Pop Music Awards at the Loews Hollywood Hotel on Wednesday, April 29, 2015, in Los Angeles.
(Chris Pizzello / Chris Pizzello/invision/ap)
After all, pretty much nothing is off the table when it comes to Kiss and making money.
To commemorate these closing shows of this long goodbye, we decided to take a look back in Kisstory at some of the big moments in the band’s Rock & Roll Hall of Fame career.
Since the band is (allegedly) wrapping up its storied, groundbreaking career in 2023, here are 23 Kiss milestones, ranging from landmark album releases to a performance witnessed by billions.
1. First Kiss
Bassist Gene Simmons, vocalist-guitarist Paul Stanley, guitarist Ace Frehley and drummer Peter Criss perform the first-ever Kiss show on Jan. 30, 1973. A crowd of roughly 10 people witness the gig at a small club called Popcorn in Queens.
2. Debut album
The band’s eponymous debut hits shelves on Feb. 18, 1974, offering up such key cuts as “Strutter,” “Deuce” and “Black Diamond.” It didn’t make much of a mark out of the gate, initially selling only 75,000 copies, but was finally certified gold a little over three years later.
3. “All Nite” long
Kiss finds its signature song with the release of “Rock and Roll All Nite” from their third album, 1975’s “Dressed to Kill.” The hit is released as a single on April 2, 1975. Nearly a half century later, it’s still a tune that Kiss turns to for nearly every encore.
4. Kiss comes “Alive!”
Although Kiss’ studio albums continue to struggle on the charts, the band’s fortunes change dramatically with the release of “Alive!” on Sept. 10, 1975. The live double album proves to be the breakthrough hit that sets the band up for everything to come.
5. Slowing it down
It’s a bit ironic that a band that loves to “Rock and Roll All Nite” and “Shout It Loud” scores its biggest hit with the ballad “Beth,” released on the “Destroyer” album on March 15, 1976.
6. A different fantastic four
The band gets its own comic when “A Marvel Comics Super Special!: Kiss” is released on June 30, 1977. The four musicians do more than just star in the comic — they also add their own blood to the ink at the printing press.
7. Alive, too
The band returns to the well that has served them so nicely and releases arguably its most powerful album — “Alive II” — on Oct. 14, 1977, a two-LP offering recorded mainly during a run of shows earlier in the year at the Forum in Inglewood, California.
8. Going solo (kinda)
All four members release eponymous solo albums on Sept. 18, 1978. None of the four reach the top 20 on the album charts, yet all of them still go platinum.
9. “Phantom” menace
The feature-length TV film, “Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park,” is aired by NBC on Oct. 28, 1978. The movie — filmed mainly at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Valencia, California — is widely panned, especially by the band. Simmons reportedly once compared it to Ed Wood’s cult classic, “Plan 9 from Outer Space.”
10. Disco inferno
Hard-rocking Kiss fans cringe a bit when the disco-happy “I Was Made for Lovin’ You” is released on the “Dynasty” album on May 23, 1979. Everybody else just dances and sings along to what is surely one of the best Kiss songs of all time.
11. Criss to Carr
Original drummer Criss leaves the band not long after “Unmasked” is released on May 20, 1980. Eric Carr quickly takes over on the kit, making his concert debut with the band on July 25, 1980.
12. The big reveal
Known at least as much for their makeup as their music, the Kiss guys finally show their faces on MTV on Sept. 18, 1983. Once the novelty fades, basically everyone agrees that they like the band better in makeup.
Kiss members Ace Frehley, left, Gene Simmons, Peter Criss and Paul Stanley, celebrate their star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in 1999.
(Katie Callan / Associated Press)
13. Wait … who?
Released as a single on Jan. 5, 1990, the power ballad “Forever” becomes the band’s second top 10 hit (after “Beth”). Stanley co-wrote the song with — get ready for this — Michael Bolton.
14. R.I.P. Carr
The amazingly talented drummer dies from heart cancer at age 41 on Nov. 24, 1991.
15. The big four
The original members of Kiss embark on a reunion tour on June 28, 1996, in Detroit. (And, equally important, they are all back in makeup!) The trek — which marks the first tour with Frehley and Criss since 1979’s Dynasty Tour — is a massive success.
16. Goodbye (take one)
The group launches its first farewell tour on March 11, 2000, in Phoenix. By late 2002, however, Kiss announces that the retirement is, um, well, not really happening. (Sorry about that!)
17. Gold medal performance
In a move that probably only Gene and Paul would have predicted, Kiss is chosen to perform during the closing ceremony of the Salt Lake City Winter Olympic Games on Feb. 24, 2002. The band’s high-octane take on “Rock and Roll All Nite” is seen by some 3 billion TV viewers.
18. Thayer on guitar
Guitarist Tommy Thayer fills in for Frehley and makes his live Kiss debut during a private concert in Jamaica on March 6, 2002. Not long after, he officially gets the gig as the band’s lead guitarist.
19. Super ‘Sonic’
After more than a decade without putting out a new studio album, Kiss finally releases No. 10 — “Sonic Boom” — on Oct. 6, 2009. The album reaches No. 2 on the Billboard 200, making it the highest charting effort of the band’s career.
20. Rock Hall
After years of eligibility and countless cries from Kiss Army, the band’s original lineup — Simmons, Stanley, Criss and Frehley — is finally (and rightfully) inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame during a ceremony on April 10, 2014, at Barclays Center in New York.
21. It’s a long Road
The band launches its mammoth End of the Road World Tour on Jan. 31, 2019 at Rogers Arena in Vancouver, B.C. More than four years later, it’s still going.
22. Going to California
Fans from around the Golden State and beyond will gather at the legendary Hollywood Bowl on Nov. 3 for what is increasingly looking like the final Kiss show in California.
23. If you can make it there
A little less than a month after the Hollywood date, Kiss is set to bring its End of the Road World Tour to a conclusion with two shows (Dec. 1-2) at Madison Square Garden in New York.
Kiss — End of the Road World Tour
When: 7:30 p.m. Nov. 1
Where: Acrisure Arena, 75702 Varner Road, Thousand Palms
When: 7:30 p.m. Nov. 3
Where: Hollywood Bowl, 2301 N Highland Ave., Los Angeles
Tickets: ticketmaster.com
Harrington writes for the Bay Area News Group. Sources include kissonline.com.